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2014-12-31 at 12:00

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My Tweets (2007-2014)

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★、一个出租车司机的名字叫『卡迪』,他开的车是「卡迪拉客」轿车。
★、以前总觉得自己很帅,直到照了镜子,才发现里面那位比我似乎更胜一筹。(最那个什么候选提名)
★、你是我的心,你是我的肝,你是我生命的四分之三。你是我的愛,你是我的孩,你是我世界的百分之百。(民谣改编)
★、公司老闆鼓勵員工:大家好好努力,年底每人發獎金哦!……等到年底時,有員工拿著工資單問老闆:怎麽沒有獎金啊?!老闆很生氣地問:你是「美人」嗎?
★、凍雨沖刷著街道,當我沖進妳的懷抱;靠著最近的心跳,是我跋涉的長跑……
★、口味重點沒關係,只要再多吃兩“口”,就有“品”味了。
★、唐•杜甫•春夜喜雨:Good timing the rain knows / As spring comes and follows / With night breeze blows / The life quietly grows
★、單詞:The English word “shabby” probably shares the same thought when it is pronounced in Chinese Pinyin and meant for a personality.
★、嘮叨起來像老爸老媽,一天到晚嘰嘰喳喳。講的道理頂呱呱,其實你還是個娃。
★、在家靠父母,出門靠朋友。他靠女朋友。
★、在追求金钱者的世界觀里:「圖窮必賤」。
★、奔馳、古馳、游泳池,青瓷、唐瓷、古詩詞。【征上聯】
★、如果在英文中“王博士”变成了“博士王”,那么他的太太就是“博士后”了。
★、妄自「菲薄」:Blog on Facebook
★、學物理:馄饨理论说,即使是你自己煮的馄饨,也难以猜到哪个饺子里有一枚铜币;换句话说,虽然“哑巴吃饺子,心里有数”,可我们不知道自己吃了几个馄饨……
★、對聯:人生過三關、職來職往,讓心智難得歷練,到此舞臺非誠勿擾; 社會看百態、敢作敢爲,憑情商巧取機緣,成就佳話真愛無敵。
★、對聯:西洋鏡裡夕陽景;五月花中舞樂華。
★、對聯:賢內助,賢外助,就是閒不住;演播員,演說員,生來眼要圓。(有情男,有心男,莫若友情難。)
★、對聯:雨來時,一江似碎;霧散後,萬物呈新。
★、少年强,中国强;少年富,中国富;少年玩儿,中国玩儿完儿……
★、幸福意外:打中疼,骂中爱,急了用脚踹;笑是坏,哭是乖,淘气跟着来。
★、微信上的话微微信一下就好了。
★、微信的芸芸众生:有些人在微信里显,有些人在微信里潜。
★、情人眼里出西施,西施眼里我最癡。
★、情郎心铁似狼,淑女遇人不淑。浪子浪得虚名,熟女熟在年龄。
★、我在冰川银行开了个冻结帐号。– Would bank accounts in Glacier Bank be frozen?
★、我望『槑』形嘆癡样,君觀『囧』字想愁顔。
★、找自信,上微信;要想俊,别退群。小自恋,朋友圈,互赞互粉数贴传。
★、摄影就是用钱烧玻璃,买最贵的望远镜,省明信片的开支;干拎包的活儿,做大师的梦;交的是驴友,念的是技术黑话和切口, 学唯武器论(附送《矛盾论》和《论持久战》),兼修艺院旁听生;培养特立独行的虚荣心和“喜新厌旧”的价值观,用框框和有色镜子看世界。最後的作品有个漂亮名字:高清精美墙纸。
★、摘抄:A Woman’s advice is not worth much, but he who doesn’t he edit is a fool. (女人之言,何足道哉;但不注意,就是阿呆!)
★、新的科技服务是这样划分世界的:你要么是微信忙,要么是微信盲。〖 You are on Facebook, or your face on book.〗
★、新词:AUV = 誒呦喴!
★、日記:A little late to the work as the garage door could not open. The failure: a broken spring in fall.
★、春聯:新年新禧新春新風新思新貌新開氣象,大貴大福大吉大利大運大安大展宏圖。
★、最基础的信仰就是信仰这个世界有信仰。
★、有的要真情,有的要煽情;有人搏出位,有人搏出泪。
★、榴莲果留恋也,话梅糖化没了。
★、死马当活马医,活马当司马懿。
★、為什么稱呼一個男人「木樁子」含有貶義,而說一個女人「衣服架子」就是夸獎?
★、為什麼怕变老的女士不爱喝牛奶?──因为说话会让人闻到奶奶的味道。
★、煮米加水应适量,莫吃「干饭」或「软饭」。
★、现代汉语表达方式:看着你那付介于1和3之间的样子,真希望你成为1和3的组合。
★、理想,就是先驱者牺牲生命,后来者享受无追求的生活;正义,即让某些人付出代价,其他人懦弱而可耻地忘却。当『自由价更高』的时候,人们可以牺牲『诚可贵』的生命去追求爱情和真理;而一旦获得了自由、平等、和真理,生命又变得更宝贵,再也没有人愿意舍却了。
★、理或可喻与孺子者,未得广而示于众民,苦之;道似能行于天下者,难能辩而明与家室,恼也。
★、節日祝福:”My name is Christmas, will you merry me?”
★、簽名:I see the world is so pretty, as the world sees in me … (我見青山多嫵媚,料青山見我應如是)
★、美国人民说:Obama Care;奥巴马说:I care;胡主席表示:Hu cares. (没看懂的还在 day care)―― And I wish you share …
★、翻译:It makes me think about fei fei (这让我想入非非……)
★、老年人高血压病浅析:我吃的盐比你吃的饭还多!
★、老調重彈,春節晚會多劇透;真情假戲,新聞聯播怕穿幫。
★、英文:Give your brake a break…
★、西医治标,中医治本:西医治人高价标,中医治人出血本。
★、詩句:中宵起坐心驚夢,半世浮沉雨看晴。
★、詩句:事有煩愁苦恨,人難至美圓全。
★、詩句:千重関鎖飛雲月,萬里相思付征鴻。
★、詩句:夜來雨急碎屋檐,濤漫階前似水簾。
★、詩句:夢里一抹痕,仿佛轻掩門。驚醒深深夜,不見枕邊人。
★、詩句:羚羊谷靜明沙落,馬蹄灣深碧波揚。
★、詩句:雲深晴間日,雨後彩虹天。【初夏西雅圖】
★、論學問:享佳肴者,食之當其所有,樂之于其一時,耗之而至虛空;取學問者,得之當其所無,益之于其一世,用之而達富足。(The food is what you have but will consume then lose afterward; the knowledge is something you don’t have but will learn to keep forever.)
★、譯詩:It looks better w/ cloud, looks like a picture w/o; the cloud is mountain’s day & night, being company upto height.(雲来山更佳,雲去山如畫;山因雲晦明,雲共山高下)
★、譯詩:The world is in grey cell / Mysterious hole over a well / Yellow dog becomes white / White dog looks swell … (江山一籠統,井上一窟窿。黃狗身上白,白狗身上腫)
★、论健康:现在没功夫保养,以后有的是时间静躺;现在没功夫休息,以后有的是时间睡病床。
★、论编程:Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. So could be my coding style …
★、贫贱夫妻百事哀,贫嘴夫妻百事樂。
★、赞成的请举起右手,不赞成的请举左脚!
★、这句话在二十一世纪的现代汉语中是什么意思?───『我们班的女生都走光了……』
★、雜言:D-Day (Operation Overlord, 6/6) was named as the day was “Deng-lu” day. The Allies used Chinese pin-yin in military cryptography 70 years ago. (盟軍七十年前就已經學會使用漢語拼音作為登錄行動的保密代號)
★、雜言:Doing research on how to make my poems readable to aliens in next 1000 years.
★、雜言:Fulfill a good will, mission by vision; Excess of the sucess, everyday by every way.
★、雜言:I become a millionaire in a nightmare; but I am actually a prince, in your dream.
★、雜言:I set goal to go; the world is for my talent to show …
★、雜言:I wrote down nonsenses so that I did not have to speak out.
★、雜言:If education is a door, I am a four-bedroom house …
★、雜言:If you won’t retire in a company, the company retires you.
★、雜言:It is not quite so dumb to be a little dumb. (難得糊涂)
★、雜言:It’s not me to dream the world; the world has me dreamed.
★、雜言:Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; in-laws are from bias …
★、雜言:No one shall “die” on deadline.
★、雜言:Non-science is nonsense …
★、雜言:Not all animals are created equal.
★、雜言:OPEC sounds opaque.
★、雜言:Open mind and free mind do not mind the same mind
★、雜言:The stock market in the US is a machine gun invented to shoot people in the head (or sometimes in heart) without damaging anything else.
★、雜言:U-pick the cherry rainier, I peek the peak of Mt Rainier …

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2014-12-30 at 12:00

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2014-BC

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2014-12-25 at 23:00

Yes Minister

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英国电视剧《是,大臣》经典摘录

★、人人平等,但是有些人比其他人更加「平等」。
★、人类没有特权,哈克先生。我们不凌驾于自然之上,我们属于自然。你知道,人也是动物。 ——我知道,我刚去过下议院。
★、你有什么建议?——你能保守秘密吗?——当然。——我也能。
★、你知道首相的座右铭:败则怀恨在心,胜则反攻倒算。
★、你给研究所的证词会不会支持我的观点?是或不是?!讲明白!——大臣,您如果一定要我讲明白,我只能说,就目前情况,纵观全局,纵览古今,考虑各部门平均水平,总结性地分析,也许可以认为……综上所述,概括说来,您很可能发现……尽管也许不中听,无论如何……恐怕前景微妙!现阶段只能如此预期!——你到底说“是”还是“不是”?——“是”,也“不是”!
★、你越不想做什么事,你越不停地说这件事.
★、公务员工作三原则:越拖延越高效,越费钱越便宜,越秘密越民主。
★、典型欧共体官员什么样?意大利人的组织能力,德国人的“弹性”,法国人的“谦逊”,再加上比利时人的“想象力”,荷兰人的“慷慨”,还有爱尔兰人的“智慧”!而且还是个美差!喝香槟、吃鱼子酱、公家豪华轿车、私人飞机……个个都伸嘴在食槽里拱,大多数人连前蹄也伸了出去!
★、官方答复是什么意思?——就是回复“大臣感谢您的来信”再说些“正在考虑中”这样的话。要是您觉得一样,也可以说些“正在积极考虑中”这样的话。——有何不同?——“正在考虑中”意思是文件已经丢了,“正在积极考虑中”的意思是我们正在找。
★、实际上,只有城市中产阶级操心保护乡村的事情,因为他们不用住那里。
★、我国政府的运作方式在于大臣从我们提供的方案中遴选决策,对吧?所以,如果他们掌握了事实,他们会看到其他可能性,甚至会自己提出方案来,而不从我们提供的两三个方案中选。
★、报纸和政府不一样。如果我们发表了声明,我们得证明那是真的。
★、政府应对指责的五个标准理由(借口):1.这些事都有合理解释,但出于安全考虑,不能公开。2.由于降低了预算,监管力量削弱才有了这一疏忽。3.该实验值得一做,并已经停止,得到了大量珍贵数据。还提供了就业。4.有些重要信息,尘埃落定以后我们才能得知。下不为例。5.由个人决策失误引起,已根据内部纪律条例予以处理。
★、政治第一定律:只有官方否认的才可信。
★、明天是我妻子的结婚周年纪念日。——也是你的!——哦对,也是我的!
★、有四个词能让大臣采纳提案:快捷、简单、时兴、便宜。还有四个词能让提案被大臣否决:复杂、耗时、昂贵、争议。要彻底排除大臣采纳的可能性,就得说这个决定“有魄力”。“有争议”只表示“会失去部分选票”,“有魄力”表示“会输掉整个大选”!
★、民主国家的公民当然有权利了解(政策).——不,他们有无知的权利。知识代表着阴谋和罪行,无知倒有一定的尊严。你不能让人们得其所愿,如果这对他们没有好处的话。你会给一个酒鬼白兰地吗?如果人们不知道你在干什么,他们就不知道你做错了什么。
★、这能让我们找到方法杜绝浪费政府资金。——但是公众对如何挥霍公家的财产可是一窍不通,我们才是专家!
★、浪费了七万五千英磅叫小错?那什么是大错?——让人发现了就叫大错。
★、演讲之妙并不在于大臣说真话,而在于没人证明他说谎。

Humpy’s way talking

S01E02
Notwithstanding the provisions of subsection 3, section A, clause 214 
of the Administrative Procedures Scotland Act 1978, it is proposed that 
in so far as the implementation of the statutory provisions is concerned, 
the resolution of anomalies and uncertainties as between responsible departments 
shall fall within the purview of the Minister for Administrative Affairs.

I wonder if there's anything that might persuade you, President, 
to consider recasting that sentence and transferring the emphasis 
from the specific instance to the abstract concept without, 
of course, in any way, impairing the conceptual integrity of the theme.


S01E03
No, we must let him panic.
Politicians like to panic. They need activity.
It's their substitute for achievement.


S01E04
Well, in the first place as we've agreed that question is not...
In the second place, if there had been investigations,
which there haven't or not necessarily,
or I am not at liberty to say whether there have,
there would have been a project team, which,
had it existed, on which I cannot comment,
which would now have disbanded if it had existed
and the members returned to do their departments,
if indeed there had been any such members.


S01E05
If you ask me for a straight answer
then I shall say that, as far as we can see,
looking at it by and large, taking one time with another,
in terms of the average of departments,
then in the final analysis it is probably true to say
that at the end of the day, in general terms,
you would probably find that
not to put too fine a point on it,
there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other -
As far as one can see ... at this stage.

I'm sorry, but sometimes one is forced to consider
the possibility that affairs are being conducted in a way
which all things being considered, and making all possible 
allowances is, not to put too fine a point on it,
perhaps not entirely straightforward.


S01E06
Minister, the traditional allocation of executive responsibilities
has always been so determined as to liberate
the ministerial incumbent from the administrative minutiae
by devolving the managerial functions
to those whose qualifications have better formed them
for the performance of such humble offices, thereby releasing
their political overlords for the more onerous duties
and deliberations which are the inevitable concomitant
of their exalted position.


S02E03
Well, it was to the effect that,
in view of the nebulous and inexplicit nature of your remit,
arguably peripheral nature of your influence on decisions
within the political process,
there could be a case for restructuring their action priorities
so as to eliminate your liquidation from their agenda.
... That was the gist of it.
What's it mean in English?
It means that they don't think you're important enough
for it to be worth assassinating you.


S03E03
The identity of the official whose alleged responsibility
for this hypothetical oversight,
as being the subject of recent discussion,
is not shrouded in quite such impenetrable obscurity
as previous disclosures led you to assume.
But not to put too fine a point on it...
the individual in question is, It may surprise you to learn,
one whom your present interlocutor...
is in the habit of defining...
by means of the perpendicular pronoun.

We were overworked, there was panic!
Parliamentary questions tabled.
Obviously I'm not a trained lawyer
or I wouldn't have been in charge of the Legal Unit!


S03E06
Yes, but now you know personally, if not officially,
you can use your personal knowledge
to start official investigations
to get official confirmation of personal suspicions
so what you now know personally, but not officially,
you will then know officially as well as personally.

My attention has been drawn to information
which suggests possible irregularities under
Section 1 of the Export Powers Defence Act 1939c.
Evidence suggests there may be a case for further investigation
to establish whether enquires should be put in hand.
It should be stressed that available information is limited
and facts could be difficult to establish with any certainty.


S03E07
Railway trains are impartial too.
But if you lay down the lines for them, that's the way they go!

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2014-12-20 at 18:00

Posted in Drama, humor, review

Fall

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2014-11-16 at 20:30

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