Limerick – Thanksgiving
It comes again the Thanksgiving
to pardon a turkey one year living
Why some has the mercy
while others tasting juicy
who’re we have thanked for giving?
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.
There once was a fellow named Tim
whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
and sunk like a rock.
And that was the end of him.