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My Tweets (2007-2014)

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★、一个出租车司机的名字叫『卡迪』,他开的车是「卡迪拉客」轿车。
★、以前总觉得自己很帅,直到照了镜子,才发现里面那位比我似乎更胜一筹。(最那个什么候选提名)
★、你是我的心,你是我的肝,你是我生命的四分之三。你是我的愛,你是我的孩,你是我世界的百分之百。(民谣改编)
★、公司老闆鼓勵員工:大家好好努力,年底每人發獎金哦!……等到年底時,有員工拿著工資單問老闆:怎麽沒有獎金啊?!老闆很生氣地問:你是「美人」嗎?
★、凍雨沖刷著街道,當我沖進妳的懷抱;靠著最近的心跳,是我跋涉的長跑……
★、口味重點沒關係,只要再多吃兩“口”,就有“品”味了。
★、單詞:The English word “shabby” probably shares the same thought when it is pronounced in Chinese Pinyin and meant for a personality.
★、嘮叨起來像老爸老媽,一天到晚嘰嘰喳喳。講的道理頂呱呱,其實你還是個娃。
★、在家靠父母,出門靠朋友。他靠女朋友。
★、在追求金钱者的世界觀里:「圖窮必賤」。
★、奔馳、古馳、游泳池,青瓷、唐瓷、古詩詞。【征上聯】
★、如果在英文中“王博士”变成了“博士王”,那么他的太太就是“博士后”了。
★、學物理:馄饨理论说,即使是你自己煮的馄饨,也难以猜到哪个饺子里有一枚铜币;换句话说,虽然“哑巴吃饺子,心里有数”,可我们不知道自己吃了几个馄饨……
★、對聯:人生過三關、職來職往,讓心智難得歷練,到此舞臺非誠勿擾; 社會看百態、敢作敢爲,憑情商巧取機緣,成就佳話真愛無敵。
★、對聯:西洋鏡裡夕陽景;五月花中舞樂華。
★、對聯:賢內助,賢外助,就是閒不住;演播員,演說員,生來眼要圓。(有情男,有心男,莫若友情難。)
★、對聯:雨來時,一江似碎;霧散後,萬物呈新。
★、少年强,中国强;少年富,中国富;少年玩儿,中国玩儿完儿……
★、幸福意外:打中疼,骂中爱,急了用脚踹;笑是坏,哭是乖,淘气跟着来。
★、微信上的话微微信一下就好了。
★、微信的芸芸众生:有些人在微信里显,有些人在微信里潜。
★、情人眼里出西施,西施眼里我最癡。
★、情郎心铁似狼,淑女遇人不淑。浪子浪得虚名,熟女熟在年龄。
★、我在冰川银行开了个冻结帐号。– Would bank accounts in Glacier Bank be frozen?
★、我望『槑』形嘆癡样,君觀『囧』字想愁顔。
★、找自信,上微信;要想俊,别退群。小自恋,朋友圈,互赞互粉数贴传。
★、摄影就是用钱烧玻璃,买最贵的望远镜,省明信片的开支;干拎包的活儿,做大师的梦;交的是驴友,念的是技术黑话和切口, 学唯武器论(附送《矛盾论》和《论持久战》),兼修艺院旁听生;培养特立独行的虚荣心和“喜新厌旧”的价值观,用框框和有色镜子看世界。最後的作品有个漂亮名字:高清精美墙纸。
★、摘抄:A Woman’s advice is not worth much, but he who doesn’t he edit is a fool. (女人之言,何足道哉;但不注意,就是阿呆!)
★、新的科技服务是这样划分世界的:你要么是微信忙,要么是微信盲。〖 You are on Facebook, or your face on book.〗
★、新词:AUV = 誒呦喴!
★、日記:A little late to the work as the garage door could not open. The failure: a broken spring in fall.
★、春聯:新年新禧新春新風新思新貌新開氣象,大貴大福大吉大利大運大安大展宏圖。
★、最基础的信仰就是信仰这个世界有信仰。
★、有的要真情,有的要煽情;有人搏出位,有人搏出泪。
★、榴莲果留恋也,话梅糖化没了。
★、死马当活马医,活马当司马懿。
★、為什么稱呼一個男人「木樁子」含有貶義,而說一個女人「衣服架子」就是夸獎?
★、為什麼怕变老的女士不爱喝牛奶?──因为说话会让人闻到奶奶的味道。
★、煮米加水应适量,莫吃「干饭」或「软饭」。
★、现代汉语表达方式:看着你那付介于1和3之间的样子,真希望你成为1和3的组合。
★、理想,就是先驱者牺牲生命,后来者享受无追求的生活;正义,即让某些人付出代价,其他人懦弱而可耻地忘却。当『自由价更高』的时候,人们可以牺牲『诚可贵』的生命去追求爱情和真理;而一旦获得了自由、平等、和真理,生命又变得更宝贵,再也没有人愿意舍却了。
★、理或可喻与孺子者,未得广而示于众民,苦之;道似能行于天下者,难能辩而明与家室,恼也。
★、節日祝福:”My name is Christmas, will you merry me?”
★、簽名:I see the world is so pretty, as the world sees in me … (我見青山多嫵媚,料青山見我應如是)
★、美国人民说:Obama Care;奥巴马说:I care;胡主席表示:Hu cares. (没看懂的还在 day care)―― And I wish you share …
★、老年人高血压病浅析:我吃的盐比你吃的饭还多!
★、老調重彈,春節晚會多劇透;真情假戲,新聞聯播怕穿幫。
★、英文:Give your brake a break…
★、西医治标,中医治本:西医治人高价标,中医治人出血本。
★、詩句:中宵起坐心驚夢,半世浮沉雨看晴。
★、詩句:事有煩愁苦恨,人難至美圓全。
★、詩句:千重関鎖飛雲月,萬里相思付征鴻。
★、詩句:夜來雨急碎屋檐,濤漫階前似水簾。
★、詩句:夢里一抹痕,仿佛轻掩門。驚醒深深夜,不見枕邊人。
★、詩句:羚羊谷靜明沙落,馬蹄灣深碧波揚。
★、詩句:雲深晴間日,雨後彩虹天。【初夏西雅圖】
★、論學問:享佳肴者,食之當其所有,樂之于其一時,耗之而至虛空;取學問者,得之當其所無,益之于其一世,用之而達富足。(The food is what you have but will consume then lose afterward; the knowledge is something you don’t have but will learn to keep forever.)
★、譯詩:Good timing the rain knows / As spring comes and follows / With night breeze blows / The life quietly grows (唐•杜甫•春夜喜雨)
★、譯詩:It looks better w/ cloud, looks like a picture w/o; the cloud is mountain’s day & night, being company upto height.(雲来山更佳,雲去山如畫;山因雲晦明,雲共山高下)
★、譯詩:The world is in grey cell / Mysterious hole over a well / Yellow dog becomes white / White dog looks swell … (江山一籠統,井上一窟窿。黃狗身上白,白狗身上腫)
★、譯句:It makes me think about fei fei (这让我想入非非……)
★、譯句:Blog on Facebook (妄自「菲薄」)
★、论健康:现在没功夫保养,以后有的是时间静躺;现在没功夫休息,以后有的是时间睡病床。
★、论编程:Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. So could be my coding style …
★、贫贱夫妻百事哀,贫嘴夫妻百事樂。
★、赞成的请举起右手,不赞成的请举左脚!
★、这句话在二十一世纪的现代汉语中是什么意思?───『我们班的女生都走光了……』
★、雜言:D-Day (Operation Overlord, 6/6) was named as the day was “Deng-lu” day. The Allies used Chinese pin-yin in military cryptography 70 years ago. (盟軍七十年前就已經學會使用漢語拼音作為登錄行動的保密代號)
★、雜言:Doing research on how to make my poems readable to aliens in next 1000 years.
★、雜言:Fulfill a good will, mission by vision; Excess of the sucess, everyday by every way.
★、雜言:I become a millionaire in a nightmare; but I am actually a prince, in your dream.
★、雜言:I set goal to go; the world is for my talent to show …
★、雜言:I wrote down nonsenses so that I did not have to speak out.
★、雜言:If education is a door, I am a four-bedroom house …
★、雜言:If you won’t retire in a company, the company retires you.
★、雜言:It is not quite so dumb to be a little dumb. (難得糊涂)
★、雜言:It’s not me to dream the world; the world has me dreamed.
★、雜言:Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; in-laws are from bias …
★、雜言:No one shall “die” on deadline.
★、雜言:Non-science is nonsense …
★、雜言:Not all animals are created equal.
★、雜言:OPEC sounds opaque.
★、雜言:Open mind and free mind do not mind the same mind
★、雜言:The stock market in the US is a machine gun invented to shoot people in the head (or sometimes in heart) without damaging anything else.
★、雜言:U-pick the cherry rainier, I peek the peak of Mt Rainier …

Written by Boathill

2014-12-30 at 12:00

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